Wrath

1. Who did you last get angry with? I don't really remember. Maybe the Supreme Court over their New London decision.

2. What is your weapon of choice? Rhetoric.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Given sufficient cause.

4. How about of the same sex? Again, given sufficient cause.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? No idea. I don't often ask people if they're angry at me.

6. What is your pet peeve? Can't think of anything in particular just now.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I find them impossible to keep for long.


Sloth

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Exercise.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I don't know, some time in the afternoon.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? David "Hovis" Kingsmill.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Don't remember - Jesus, how detailed a diary does this meme think I keep?

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Probably not. I don't really watch TV.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout? At the weekend.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? No alarm.


Gluttony

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Mocha Frappacino Light. I think it tastes better than the regular mocha frappacinos at Starbucks.

2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? A... medium-sized bottle of vodka. Or however many pints of cider I drank that one night, I can't remember.

3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? I don't even know what that would be.

4. Do you have an issue with your weight? Not really. And I won't until it stops me moving or something.

5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy. I love hot food.

6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "food"? Who hasn't?


Lust

1. How many people have you seen naked? Uh, five, maybe...

2. How many people have seen YOU naked? Three or so.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I am male. It's actually an involuntary action.

4. Have you "done it"? Yes.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Foolish question! You can't take body parts out of context like that! It's madness!

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yeah. I've been to Amsterdam's red light district, you can't really avoid it.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope. I'm going to be tested for AIDS soon, but that's a legal requirement, not an "OMG I HAVE AIDS" situation.



Greed

1. How many credit cards do you own? None.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? I should feel guilty about shopping?

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Attempt to save it. End up blowing it on comics and stuff.

4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? As long as I still had time to write.

6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yep.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 1032 on this one. Bear in mind, O ye protectors of intellectual property, that most of those are rightfully mine.


Pride

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? My mere existence is enough.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I've never asked them.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? To make a living from writing.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not greatly. Ranking systems distort the truth.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yep.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yeah.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? It's 10:30am and I'm not even dressed yet. Give me a fucking break.



Envy

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Um... hold on, let me think... nothing comes to mind, which probably points to my limited mental catalogue of my friends' material possessions rather than any asceticism on my part.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I don't know what that is.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Nobody else in the world has what I have.

4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not to my knowledge.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Vaguely, once.

6. What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I can't think of anything straight off... artistic skill, maybe?

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Pride. It's the essence of all the others.